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Birthday: 1/28/1981


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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

So, I'm back and officially unbusy at work.

I have found myself in a particularly precarious spot in life and feel the need to expound on it in the public arena that we lovingly refer to as Xanga:

I am hanging in the balance somewhere between hilariously immature and awkwardly professional. I find this spot in life to be very contradictory. Today, for instance, I was walking through the office with an air of professional dignity about me when something came over me.......All of a sudden I found myself acting out a series of air-spanking, humping, "O" faces, and waves of the bird, all in an attemp to get my best buddy and coworker Lacey to laugh as she sat in a serious production meeting with the upper management team at work. While putting on this private show that only she could see from her seat in the meeting, I got to wondering what would happen if someone else saw me? How would I recover and transition back to my awkward professionalism? But, nothing came to me. And then I decided....who cares what they think. I'm funny!


Monday, June 27, 2005

For Lacey......(secretly an Incredible)

Frozone: Honey?

Honey: What?

Frozone: Where's my super suit?

Honey: What?

Frozone: Where is my super suit?

Honey: I uh - put it away.

Frozone: Where?

Honey: Why do you need to know?

Frozone: I need it!

Honey: Nuh uh! Don't you think about leaving to do some derrin' do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Frozone: The public is in danger!

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Frozone: You tell me where my suit is woman! This is for the greater good!

Honey: I am your wife! I am the greatest 'good' you are ever gonna get!


Friday, June 24, 2005

Dang it! I already mis-spelled something! This is never gonna go as planned. I can tell already! Go ahed, poke fun! I know how this works...


So I guess this is it. I have no begun my journey into Xangadom. Ok, so here goes it!Xanga

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